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‘Granger’ SortaSports’ Danger Song Parody

Published on May 22, 2012 by   ·   No Comments

Some people you shouldn’t make angry.  Dwyane Wade is one of those people.  Danny Granger just likes being angry, especially towards the Miami Heat.  Apparently he’s jealous of Dwyane Wade and Lebron James, and the rest of the Heatles.  Some say that he just plays like a player with aggressive passion, I say he plays like a punk.  I think he gets it from coach Frank Vogel… We’re calling him out, SortaSports Song Parody Style…

‘Granger’

SortaSports.com Presents: ‘Granger’ Song Parody (Lyrics Below)

Lyrics & Vocals: Adam Wohlers
Production: Adam Wohlers, Kris Braun
Twitter: @SortaSports

‘Granger’

You know what time it is Pacer,
And you know who the hell this is. Granger!
Granger! Get on the floor! The killa right chea! Bring it!

Been so long (bring it!)
Since, he’s been wrong
So please (get on the floor!)
Show me (the killa right chea)
Why it is that you try the Heat

Go tell Dej Irie to put my hits on
I’m keepin’ you Pacers and bitches in slump from the minute I get off
Taking they jerse off, showing they tattoos,
Screamin, and hollerin’ and all
Got the gift to come up with it,
Put it together, deliver it, make them feel it, bitch I been on!
Hard! Like you built me out the prison carpenter
Bad! Like them suits hang in Pat Riley’s office
Put Pacers in coffins
They cry like dolphins
I’m the grandest physial marvel you don’t come across often so
Watch yourself!
Don’t muck around and threat and try myself
I know! Go ahead Bro
Clown that pity, fake ya class, stop that wussy
Stay in line hoe
Suck and stink, cuz you can can
Cocked up, head down, pussy droppin’ like a sand man
Leave that wussy chokin
If you gonna do something
Then send over, I’ll bust that Pacer open

Been so long (get up!)
Since, he’s been wrong (com’on wooo)
So please (get on the floor!)
Show me (the killa right chea)
Why it is that you try the Heat (bring it)

Been so long (bring it!)
Since, he’s been wrong (bring it)
So please
Show me
Why it is that you try the Heat

My struttin’ autograph line around the corner
Park my cars, Danny lookin’ like a bitch, dunkin on her!
You lookin’ hood drama?
Why? Pshh, what’s up homie?
My scene, magazines and the pub owner
Ya bitch you!
If you great, ain’t no actin like a bitch
You ain’t skilled enough
Inside cracked from the core you ain’t sealing up
The building ain’t big enough!
I’m backcourt bouncing
Adrenalin building up!
The Pacer shutter
Did I stutter?
The hard cutter
Make your wooden floors bounce like rubber
Down like Helly
Prime like Tele
My drive stellar
Quick ass strike rim jelly
Stand up, round out, shoot up and down
Tell a Pacer if he wanna try it
Then bitch come on down!
No sweat, no blood, no tears
And if I tell you you ain’t shit
Then bitch that’s what you is

Been so long (bring)
Since, he’s been wrong (say what)
So please (get on the floor!)
Show me (the killa right chea)
Why it is that you try the Heat (bring it)

Been so long (bring it!)
Since, he’s been wrong (say what)
So please (get on the floor!)
Show me (the killa right chea)
Why it is that you try the Heat

Granger
Talkin ’bout
Granger
Mother Sucker look!
Get on the floor!
The killa right chea
Granger
(Mothersucker) Watch your back!
Granger
(Look look) Pacer what! (look look)
Get on the floor!
The killa right chea
Get ‘em up!!!
Granger

Been so long (bring it, Granger)
Since, he’s been wrong
So please (get on the floor!)
Show me
Why it is that you try the Heat (the killa right chea)

Been so long (Granger!)
Since, he’s been wrong
So please (get on the floor!)
Show me (the killa right chea)
Why it is that you try the Heat

Granger
Granger
Get on the floor
The killa right chea
Bring it

Granger
Granger
Get on the floor
The killa right chea

Huh
This is my mothertruckin floor!

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